Phil was a bachelor once, and young.
So, true to form, we gave him a bachelor party. To both save Phil's life and to get under Jess' skin I'll only be posting select, safe images and videos from the evening.
But let us rewind a bit, to earlier in the day. Because it is Phil, there had to be explosions.
We had a case of tannerite. It's a legal exploding target, so go away BATF agents. Let me have fun.
The victims:
Fortunately for those stuffed animals most of the guys shooting are bad at it. Sadly, those guys also have a lot of bullets. Thus, the expression "accuracy by volume" effectively sealed their fate.
Here are some videos of the s'plosions:
And some misc shooting.
You get the idea. There was stuffing and plastic everywhere. You can't see it in the video, but one of the targets sent the lil' dinosaur's head flying. It then found a new home on the back of Steve's vehicle.
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So from there we decided to head to Bobby Mackey's, which is some sort of a country bar I guess. But before we got that far we had to check into our hotel and get some stuff set up.
Yes, the bathtub made a mighty fine cooler. And so the pregaming commenced.
We thought for sure we were going to get kicked out. The hotel was full because of some fruity nascar thing in the area, and there was no hope of getting a room where we might not disturb people. Too bad for them.
Off to the bar we went, violating no less than a dozen traffic laws in Tuckers car (mind you, he wasn't drinking).
It took a lot of work (and for those of you who where there, it goes with you to your grave), but damned if we didn't get Phil on that mechanical bull.
It cost me $2, but I got the man who runs the bull to murderize Dave on it.
Anyway, as you can imagine nothing of any particular interest happened there. Nothing damning whatsoever occured. So that is where our story must end.
Except for the bitch who stole my hat :(
But that is another matter entirely, and not really about Phil. Congrats to Phil and Jess both, and the best of luck in all you do. We're proud of you guys.