Bacon=MC²
A sandwich so majestic Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
So one day I get a text from Chris. He has just sampled Wendy's sandwich, dubbed the baconator. Sadness and disappointment crept over him at the weak and soggy bacon on a less than satisfactory burger.
Of course it isn't anything like the picture. What a joke.
Anyway, fast food suckage aside it did spawn a great idea. What if one were to take the traditional roles of the beef and the bacon and switch them?
I'll tell you what happens. Greatness, my friends, greatness.
So we took 2 pounds of bacon and as it was cooked we formed it into patties. We then took frozen hamburger and cut it into bacon sized slices.
We call it, The BaconatorER.
Yea, you gotta figure we're pretty much gonna die from that sandwich. But no, not from the grease congealing in our arteries... We are going to die from excessive awesomeness.
There ya go mankind, one more present from Bob.