Store
I usually hate it when there are stupid lil stores and people peddling their shit. This is only here because some people might get a kick out of some of the stupid crap I've made. If you buy anything I'm not making any money on it, I'll just get a laugh out of someone wearing anything in there.
It's just a bunch of BS I've put together over time. If you have anything you'd like made just let me know. If you do buy something, take some pics and send them to me.
Anyhoo, the store.
*Update* I am now proud to announce my newest service: I can now solemnize marriage in Ohio! No, it's not a joke... well conceptually maybe it is a joke... but legally I can! So, if you're looking to get married in Ohio and you aren't askeered of a lil' sacrilege, contact Bob!
*Update* I have now performed my first wedding! They called me mad, but who is laughing now? Muhahahaha!!!
Schedule Bob for your wedding before it's too late and I'm booked! I think I am going to be instituting a new system for fees. I will now charge $1 per minute. It's not because I want to make lots of money... it is because I hate long weddings. So keep it short and save cash!
*Update 6-26-07* I just did my second and third wedding! Woo!